Funny golf stories abound. You know the ones: the caddy who wants to read putts, the husband who makes you take his time, and the caddy who wipes the mud off the ball with coarse sandpaper. Or the one about Obi Wan’s fear of the game. If you can’t find one yet, just browse through some of these zany stories for more laughs.
Amateur golfer proves a frog wrong by hitting a 9 iron
A young man decides one afternoon to go golf. He has some free time and plans to play nine holes before he heads home. As he prepares to tee off, an old gentleman approaches him and asks if he would like to accompany him. The young man happily agrees and the two men go on to play the hole together. In this video, they share what happened next.
Using seniors as caddies in a golf club
Jim-Bob, a long-time golfer, discovered that his golf club had a program that replaced regular caddies with seniors. He replaced his regular caddie with a 75-year-old senior citizen once a week. When Jim-Bob finished playing No. 18 with his 75-year-old senior caddie, he was surprised when the starter asked him how he liked playing with an older man.
Laws of golf
Whether you are playing with a partner or playing golf by yourself, you should follow some of these laws: The golf cart will always run out of juice at the farthest point from the clubhouse. A golfer who hits a golf ball into a group will always be bigger than the other members. His group will also include a professional wrestler, an IRS agent, and a former NFL player. Not only will he be bigger, but also the most expensive!
Slowest people in the world are those in front of you
Golf groups with slow play tend to have one or two main culprits. Quick and efficient players have the club in hand and begin their pre-shot routine before the ball flies. Slow golfers are usually found rummaging through their golf bags, pacing off yardages, and tossing grass in the air. You can’t help but notice their presence when you’re watching the group.
Ghouls and ghosts play golf
If you want to play some scary golf, you can visit a place where ghouls and ghosts play golf. This Halloween attraction has 18 holes and giant spook elements such as shaking doors, skeletons poking out from the ceiling, and spiders dropping from the ceiling. The course is climate-controlled and wheelchair accessible. You can also get a discount on your ticket by using Groupon or a similar website.
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"In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is."
Yogi…
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